TIER 01
Curious Fool
You touched the void just to see what happened.
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- ₹10 total
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Achievements with no utility
Climb the corporate ladder of regret.
Badges unlock from verified cumulative spending. They are non-transferable digital jokes—not NFTs, assets, investments, prizes, or items with resale value.
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TIER 02
Questionable Thinker
You considered the facts and made the funnier choice.
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- ₹49 total
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TIER 03
Financially Unsupervised
A responsible adult was clearly not consulted.
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- ₹99 total
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TIER 04
Certified Clown
Your poor judgment is now formally accredited.
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- ₹249 total
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TIER 05
Premium Regret Holder
Luxury remorse, digitally upholstered.
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- ₹499 total
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TIER 06
Void Enthusiast
A committed supporter of absolutely no value creation.
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- ₹999 total
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TIER 07
Executive of Bad Decisions
Middle management in the corporate structure of regret.
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- ₹1,999 total
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TIER 08
Chief Regret Officer
The board has concerns. You chair the board.
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- ₹4,999 total
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TIER 09
Generational Wealth Destroyer
A dramatic title for a deeply undramatic digital joke.
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- ₹9,999 total
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TIER 10
Supreme Patron of the Void
You reached the summit. There was, predictably, nothing there.
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- ₹24,999 total
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Every tier is optional.
None is worth chasing.
There is no urgency, rarity, tradability, or reward beyond the joke itself.
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